Drowning in Berlin

Yet again it has been a while since I wrote anything resembling the furore of past times. That is in part to the place I found myself. Hitting almost 10 year low which has a cause and of course an affect. Something in the fullness of time I will explore in these passages.

Suffering from the “fight or flight” feeling I wished for the “flight” and Spain was indeed my destination. Rekindling a plan of some 8 years ago. A pre-Brexit, pre-COVID dream, that became a nightmare. The hurdles non-EU citizens have to jump through when considering immigration is now quite ‘mind boggling’. 

Claire ever supportive wished to tick off an entry on her ‘bucket list’, a trip to Berlin and stand where her late father, Roger, had served before ‘The Wall’ was constructed. A short city break was booked and all the necessary research.

I had never visited Germany though I have travelled extensively in Germanic countries, but not the Fatherland. The trip was planned to coincide with the Christmas Market so the second week of December was chosen.

Day 1

Our flight directly from Bristol to Brandenburg was scheduled for 8:30am and Claire suggested we stay over at our favourite hotel some 3 miles from the onsite car parking. I more, frugally, accepted the challenge of the night time drive and save the discounted £75 for a few hours stay where I knew I would not get any quality sleep (I never do before using public transport of any kind).

On Wednesday I retired at 8pm with a hot drink and a box set, which usually works. By 1am I was showered, shaved, dressed and sipping strong coffee in the lounge; A full hour before the alarm. By 2.30am I was joined by Claire and we had ate buttery toast washed down with another strong Italian bean Americano. Somewhat anxious I asked although it was less of a question and more of a statement, “Ready!?”

The journey to Bristol was joyous in terms of clear roads and no major unexpected detours, save for the Eglwys Nunydd bridge strengthening causing a quick tour of Pyle.

Car park check-in, transfer to Departures, Special Assistance, and Security, were all a breeze. Finally our flight arrived and we were on the apron in the ambi-lift waiting for the aircraft to park. Within the shortest time I was stood on the parapet and boarding. The Cabin Manager stopping the flow of the able-bodied, introducing himself, and the member of the cabin crew who would escort me to my seat (he quoted the number). Now, this level of service I would normally expect in Business Class of the upper crust airlines not EasyJet. The difference which was remarkable was where the crew came from, Germany. 

We landed a head of schedule and again an ambi-light was on standby, awaiting my arrival. I greeted the driver who was arms out to assist me. As I took my seat he approached and hit with something in German. I suppose despite my broad Welsh accent, my greeting of “Gutte Morgen”, had convinced him of my Germanic roots. I responded, “ich bin Waliser, eine kleine Deutsch. Sprachen Englisch bitte” (I am Welsh, I only have a little German, please speak English). He immediately apologised for which I said there was no need. Add my greeting and surname and of course he thought I was German. 

We travelled by underground the 12 miles from the airport into the heart of Berlin. Alexanderplatz our final destination proved to be a typical large city train station. Exiting to a bustling city with all the characters that congregate around a travel hub. My thoughts of all the Eleanor Rigby’s and the unnamed focus of Gerry Raffety’s “Baker Street” were abruptly interpreted by a passing orange tram. Next began a thunderclap – as I turned my gaze towards the Square that is Alexanderplatz, I saw the source. A gifted a drummer with a full kit, entertaining the passersby. A most  entertaining and energetic fellow. 

Navigating our path to the hotel we passed the Christmas market and where we intended venturing. By this time I was 30 hours since I slept, 13 hours since I ate, and 7 hours post coffee. Finding out that our ‘disabled accessible room’ was on 33rd floor somehow passed me by for sheer exhaustion had become my bosom buddy.

Too tired, too pain-ridden, and frankly too “I can’t be asked”, Claire volunteered to get some sustenance. She returned with cooked meat, cheese, Lays crisps and beer. Yes beer. Beer is vitamins in a bottle and was used extensively by the tinplate workers of my homeland. I am indeed the grandson of tinplate workers, and worked 30 years ago as an historian documenting our industrial culture. Beer is a good tonic!

Day 2

Following a good night’s sleep we feasted upon the cornucopia of cold and warm breakfast buffet and soon were commenting for 2 very apparent observations of Berlin; 1, the place is clean; 2, the people are genuinely friendly.
Next came what were we going to do. This is where my inner self ventured over the parapet or shell I have been hiding behind. Claire’s suggestion was a tour of the city using the “hop on-hop off” service. I offered to stay at the hotel and wallow in my own self pity as when I was able, I had done these type of tours and found them exhausting physically then.
A little cajoling and I agreed to try. The bus stop was outside the hotel. The driver lowered the ramp to get me and my aid on board. Our first stop was the Brandenburg gate. The whole tour has an audio commentary which is both entertaining and informative. Berliners do like their history – good or bad, they are ready to accept where they were and where they are now. 


Hearing some of the truths of what the Nazis and USSR did to the city and its people is shocking and if truth be known, I felt quite emotional. Being an empath is a “bitch” on times.
 Plenty of things to see; not just architecture, the people, even the convoy of “Trabants” emitting the perfume of pre-Unification was noticeable especially since this odour was the only coming from the vehicles of the city.
Passing through the Brandenburg Gate I spied a new piece of architecture. An installation in the form of an “Hanukkah menorah” with a “star of David” embellishing the central stem. All white – a sign of peace. 


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